hey gr88 pics...
tfs veer-zaraa

People actually write such applications!!!
This is an actual collection of leave letters and applications
written by some people

1. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling
for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the
past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to
sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave.

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to
the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual
leave"

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am
studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave
me today"

5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter "I am
suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining,
please grant me leave for the day".

7. A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..."

8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has
expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

9. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from
sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same
well."

ABC.......

A for Apple,
B for Bada Apple,
C for Chhota Apple,
D for Dusra Apple,
E for Ek aur Apple
F for Fokat Ka Apple,
G For Gol Apple
H For Ho Gaya Na Pet Kharab Khake Itne Sare Apple.

main kal ja raha tha

ke meri chappal toot gai

ab chappal to moochi seeta hai

seeta to darzi bhi hai

darzi to kapray seeta hai

kapray to rangeen hotay hain

rangeen to lota bhi hota hai

lota to bathroom main hota hai

bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai

nal to lohay ka hota hai

lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai

istri to garam hoti hai

garam to Custard bhi hota hai

custard to peela hota hai

peela to chooza bhi hota hai

chooza to anday main se nikalta hai

anda to sufaid hota hai

sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai

doodh to bhains daity hai

bhains to kaali hoti hai

kaala to kuchh log bhi hotey hai

log toi to paan khatey hai

paan to laal hota hai

laal to gulab main bhi hota hai

gulaab main to kantay hotay hain

kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain

machli to achchi hoti hai

achcha to Bander bhi hota hai

bander to! bander hota hai

parhane walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain

jo parh kar apna time barbad karte hain..

well..

upar wale nay aap ko bheja to bheja ..

per bheja to bheja, aisa bheja....

ki bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja..

ye mujhe kisi ne bheja .. isliye maine aap ko bheja....

Aap ko Bura Laga ? Aap Kisi Aur ko Bhej Do.

Hisab BaraBar ... :-)

There was a conference going on in a jungle.

The king of the jungle decided "Jitney bhi animals hai un sabka swagat gutke se kiya jai".

There was only one animal which opted for a specific brand.


Which animal ?

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Socho.... socho......

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Giraffe
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Which brand did he want and why ? :-)
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Manikchand - Unchey log unchi pasand :-)

BHAI LOGO KA LOVE LETTER
"Apun Pakya ! Umar 25 saal, wajan 80 killo, 6 foot
hite aur poora kasrat body !!!

Abhi wo bole to kya hai na apun ko bhi life mein setle
hone ko maangta isiliye yeah adverteezment apun aap ko
de raila hai. Apun maanta hai ki apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela.

Magar apun ki bhi izzat hai markit mein!!! Apun ko bhi
public shaadi-bia me bulati hai woh bhi izzat se!
Saaal ka 8/10 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai.

Buri aadat bole to aur bidi abhi kon nahi pita - yaar.
Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai.

Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai ke saath mein
nikele to public ki jal ke raakh ho jawe!

Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, aik dam patakha.

Thodi padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion ke saala yeah
kabhi-kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log
ka haat-pair jodna padta hai.

Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga
iman se.

Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line
nahi denga.

Apun ka baccha log ko pada likkha kar apne jaisa
tapori banayinga...

bole to Tapori Doctor, Tapori computer waala aur bhi
bohat kuch...

Bus baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki
phamily ka lafda nahi maangta hai.. han bole to kabab
me haddi nahi banne ka kya! Koi saala beech mein
aayenga to baja dalenga.

Abhi yeah sub accha-saccha lage to apun ko contact
karne ka kya!

Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar, Hairan Gali No. 420,

Pareshan Road
, Bhai Ka Area

WIFE'S DIARY

Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had
made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I
was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was
a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he
kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He
said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply
smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say, "I love you, too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he
wanted me no more.

He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant
and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later
he came to bed.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I
decided to confront him with the situation but he had
fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his
thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.



HUSBAND'S DIARY

Today PAKISTAN lost. DAMN IT!!!

new_beau said:

DIA uar MISHAL....


Khush Aamdeed DIA

WHT????
Am Mishal

Hi Dia
Welcome To Hungama !!
i Hope You Gonna have FUN
Me Mishal i Think u Know me
btw do u have 2 ids???

new_beau said:

I think this is the Mot Detailed Intro ever on JB.

Khush Aamadeed Mishal...

Sada Roshni Phailao JB per...

I am New_Beau

Belongs to Lahore

Working and Living in Dubai

Rani Muker jee is My Fav Actress..Mostly I go for Characters in the Movies not for any specific Actor..

My Fav Drink is Starwberry Juice...

I like to Eat NewYork Fries...I dont get time to have Junk Food...

I like Poetry....enough

hehehe lolzz
thxxx new_beau
n btw mujhe bhi poetry ka todha bohaat shok hai
so ure n dubai right now.... cooool   
aww i was in lahore for a month or something... actually am from pak but i live in Canada...

javad said:

yes dear u can call me brother...

awwww bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

KING OF JB said:

•§ñøw Añg飕 said:

hey thxxx for such a warm welcome all of u !!
haha lolzz king of JB :lol: chalo tumhe bhi welcome kar dete hai ...
WELCOME TO JB KING OF JB !!! ENJOY HERE!!!

thanks mishy sweet nick

haha lolzz
chaliye aap ki yeh khawahish bhi poori kar dete hai aap bhi kya yaad karenghee

Awwnnn Thanx 4 The Warm Welcome Every1! Rapunzel, ~Fragi~, king of JB, new_beau n javad .. LOVE U ALL !!
btw javad can i call u bhai lol actually i dun have any brotherz heree so... hope u dun mind...

hey diaaa!!!!
thxxx janiiii   
am fine.... how's u ?? :D
n btw WELCOME TO JB!! ENJOY YOURSELF HERE!!!
n i hope to se ya aroundd..

hey tomuu!!!!
welcome to JB !!!
enjoy ure stay heree !!!
Nice to see u in this forum
be active here... n together we all will make this forum ROCK!!!
btw how are you doing......well see ya around!!

tomu said:

how cum i never received such treatment when i joined

hey tumu ..!!! :D dun worry sweetie... abh tu sabh ko esi hi treatment mileghii .. me jho a geyi hoon

hey thxxx for such a warm welcome all of u !!
haha lolzz king of JB :lol: chalo tumhe bhi welcome kar dete hai ...
WELCOME TO JB KING OF JB !!! ENJOY HERE!!!

wowwwwwwwwww !!!!
awesomeeee !!!!
veryyyyy niceeee... :D
keeep posting moreee Sam !!

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !


Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !


Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !


Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi !


Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !


Do pal ki zindagi yuhi beet jayegi,
kaali raat ke baad nai subah aayegi.
Agar dodton ki yaad satayegi,
to kasam se aapki yaad sabse pehle aayegi


Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge,
Ankhome intezar ki lakir chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame,
Dosti ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.

heyy queen!!!
am cooool .... how's u?
thxxx...
yaa suree... n we all makes this forum rock ......

hey welcum to janubaba...
me mishal/16.....enjoy ur stay her and have fun
btw i wanna be friendz with u :D n am sure every1 would like to :D